Monday, February 27, 2006

yes, he read the analects


The Master said, “Truly straightforward was the historiographer Yu. When good government prevailed in his state, he was like an arrow. When bad government prevailed, he was like an arrow. A superior man indeed is Chu Po-yu! When good government prevails in his state, he is to be found in office. When bad government prevails, he can roll his principles up, and keep them in his breast.”

—Confucius’s Analects


To nine out of ten of you the choice which could lead to scoundrelism will come, when it does come, in no very dramatic colours. Obviously bad men, obviously threatening or bribing, will almost certainly not appear. Over a drink or a cup of coffee, disguised as a triviality and sandwiched between two jokes, from the lips of a man, or woman, whom you have recently been getting to know rather better and whom you hope to know better still—just at the moment when you are most anxious not to appear crude, or naif or a prig—the hint will come. It will be the hint of something which is not quite in accordance with the technical rules of fair play; something which the public, the ignorant, romantic public, would never understand; something which even the outsiders in your own profession are apt to make a fuss about, but something, says your new friend, which “we”—and at the word “we” you try not to blush for mere pleasure—something “we always do.” And you will be drawn in, if you are drawn in, not by desire for gain or ease, but simply because at that moment, when the cup was so near your lips, you cannot bear to be thrust back again into the cold outer world.


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And then, if you are drawn in, next week it will be something a little further from the rules, and next year something further still, but all in the jolliest, friendliest spirit. It may end in a crash, a scandal, and penal servitude; it may end in millions, a peerage, and giving the prizes at your old school. But you will be a scoundrel.

—C.S. Lewis



(Lewis quotation found on TenNapel’s blog.)

aggreg8

I’ve had it up for a while, but Planet Zacchaeus is finally working properly. I’ve got it updating automatically properly, and now permalinks from Blogger work. We’ve got our best agents working on getting Blogger’s comment feeds integrated as well. Reports from the field say that IE balks at its well-formed yet complicated CSS, so my condolances to those of you without a better browser. I’ll get on that eventually.



I figured it was about time that I switched to using my own program rather than its greatest competitor.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

sick, sad, degenerate minds

OK, what the heck is up with this?




is8145@philisha.net said 4 days later:

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This is a multi-part message in MIME format.



—ba8db81b8f66e8d62d07360efa393a20 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit




just galloped into the court yard as the ladies, with tto, were about setting out on their excursion. hus the whole company consisted of five ladies and two gentlemen. he cows are not in the field —ba8db81b8f66e8d62d07360efa393a20—

I really don’t know what is going on here.



First we implement bayesian filtering, thinking, “They’ll never get past this, because they will have to mangle their messages to do so.” And what do they do? They throw their messages through a syllable-blender and sound like juvenile AOL kids. (Bu y my vgiara!!!11ONEONEONE LOL)



Then we implement rel=’nofollow’, thinking, “They won’t spam if they can’t get any pagerank for it.” And what do they do? They don’t even bother to check for rel=’nofollow’, they just keep wasting time on it anyway.



Then we implement a link limit on comments, thinking, “This will automatically reject all linkspams.” And what do they do? See above. It’s become absolutely mindless. No sane person could consider it a good idea to post the comment you see above. It only contains an email address. Half the time it’s not even a valid email address.



I really don’t have any explanation left. The best I can come up with is that these people are deranged misanthropists that enjoy others’ misfortune even if they don’t benefit by it at all. And that is a kind of spam we’ll never have a filter for.

Thursday, February 9, 2006

sweetness

I think I’ve explained to some of you before how soft drinks in the US are made with corn syrup rather than sugar, but I didn’t explain it as well as this guy.



Now you know who to blame for the fact that Coke doesn’t taste as good here. More details in the Reddit discussion. (Joel Spolsky agrees with me, so there.)