Compare and Contrast

Comparative study of Calculus and Hitting yourself in the face with a Hammer
Calculus	Hammer	Winner
Lasts a whole year Gets harder with time Possible emotional damage Must get up at 0730 Requires retention of facts Need a heavy book Share the pain with classmates Makes you want to curse	Quick and transient Gets easier as you become numb Permanent facial scarring Can be done at any time You can repress the painful memories Need a heavy hammer Face it on your own Makes you want to curse	Hammer Hammer Toss-up Hammer Hammer Toss-up Calculus Toss-up