My life as a Unix Shell session

Yikes.

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ confusedemotions > /dev/null
[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ echo $WTF
bash: environment variable not found
[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ man women
no manual entry for women
[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ apropos something sensible
kmahjongg (1) - The classic mahjongg game for KDE project
[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ /usr/local/bin/kmahjongg

    
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me wonders what that was all about.